Brown and I were in Whole Foods, Destroyer of Budgets this weekend when we saw this:
Brown sat down with a pen and the back of a receipt and threw down some quick numbers.
BROWN: “Six inches of ivy at, hm, let’s round up to twelve to make the math easy… If our lot is almost two acres… Minus the area for the house, the driveway, the pool, and the lawn… Carry the four… Oh!”
ME: “Good news?”
BROWN: “Yes. Our property is worth eleventy billion dollars.”